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Smile! You can't kill them all! And true to this motto, we have a large range of items on the EMP Fun & Lifestyle Online Shop, just for you. Cute, funny, sarcastic or dark humour... we've got it all, from fun shirts, tops and hoodies, to accessories and jewellery.
We have many items for decorating your home, as well as games for those more exciting evenings in. But if you fancy some down time, why not get yourself a cuppa and lounge around on your sofa with one of our books, or admire one of our cool posters? It's all available on the EMP Funshop!
Fun merchandise for women
So, women are the weaker sex? As if! Girls - show your crafty side with our range of women's funny t-shirts and sassy sayings. Keep cool on a summer's day with our women's tops with funny quotes. Everyone who thinks that the quotes need to disappear under thick jumpers in winter is wrong... because our women's hoodies with funny quotes, images, and even a cute unicorn are the perfect companion for colder days as well as for warm summer evenings.
Fun clothing for men
It's often said that men speak less than women do. So why not say it with one of our T-shirts with Quotes? You'll be sure to find the right men's fun shirts on the EMP Online Shop, whether it's to be worn at the pub with the boys, for a festival or for a casual day out with friends.
Men shouldn't have to hide their quote t-shirts on chilly days and we have the solution! Check out our men's hoodies featuring funny quotes or cool printed images.
Say it with our comfy trousers - all printed with funny quotes - available to purchase on the EMP Funshop. Why not check out our hugely popular dark humour range?
Fun merch for children and babies
Make your loved ones smile with our funny t-shirts and our printed Baby Body for the little ones. Our hoodies with cool quotes for babies are both cute and stylish. Parents, do you have a dark sense of humour? Make heads turn at your tiny tearaways with our funny shirts.
EMP Funshop home accessories
So, you want to show your funny side with more than just clothes? Let everyone know what you think with our funny decorative items on the EMP Funshop. Colour your shelves with one of our Funko Pop! figurines or jazz up your walls with one of our beautiful Harry Potter posters, a cool wall picture from your favourite band, series or film!
Decorative items for the kitchen, bedroom and bathroom
Add some pizazz to your kitchen with one of our fun items, such as one of our many cups for all the coffee and tea lovers out there! Can't get enough EMP fun merch? Have you seen our range of bedding to make your nights even cuter? Dream of your favourite bands or travel to a far away fan galaxy!
Is your bathroom too boring? No worries, our bathroom accessories from the EMP Decoration Online Shop are the answer to your prayers! How about getting yourself a cute little rubber duck? We'll let you decide whether you want to release your inner child and take it in the bath with you, or have one just as decoration. You'll also find cool towels and beach towels - perfect for your home as well as for a trip to the beach.
Decoration ideas for everyone and everywhere
Think that's all we've got? Wrong! There are plenty more fun items in stock! Welcome your guests in style with a cool door mat or use your original Zippo lighter to impress your guests! With our wide range of designs, there's something for everyone.
Cosmetics - hair dye and lip care
Many women like to change things up a bit, especially when it comes to their hair colour! There's one important question for women: which hair colour should I go for? Manic Panic is the way to find out which colour to choose and will bring a bit of colour to life.
Manic Panic, available on the EMP Cosmetics Online Shop, not only boasts a wide range of hair colours, such as greys and reds, but also boasts a range of nail varnishes, lip glosses and lipsticks. Get on trend with our black lipstick.
Games for adults and children alike
Spending a cosy evening in, but don't want to get bored? Get yourself one of the many board games available on the EMP Online Shop. And what would a game collection be without a puzzle?
They're just for kids, you say? Wrong! Big or small, pimp out your shelves with a Star Wars puzzle, or make parties a success with our action-packed board games for adults or our drinking games!
Accessories, costumes and masks on the EMP Fun Online Shop
And we're still not done showing you our wide range of fun merch... cue the accessories! Swap your boring plastic carrier bag with one of our unicorn printed tote bags or gym bags. So cute! Almost as cute as our bibs for babies!
Get down to the EMP mask shop to discover our range of crazy and creepy masks. Trying to hide more than just your face? Why not browse our Morphsuits that can cover your whole body? Bring on the next fancy dress party!